what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
Can I just have a hot guy let me
Call him daddy and he eat my ass/pound me on command?
attracted to men sexually, repelled by men emotionally
i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.